“The Candy Heart Clacker”

Clickity-clackity, shooka-locka-whirrrwooo!

This is the sound that the Candy Heart Clacker makes when it sees that you have something tasty to eat. You might think this flamboyant crabcake (crabcone) is innocently doing its crabby thing and not paying any attention to you but you’d be mistaken. While you were trying to put your towel down on the windy beach, this little crab and a few of its friends already labeled you as a mark! Before you even sit down they’ve grabbed your Capri Sun and Doritos and are now high tailing it down the beach! Say goodbye to that New York Seltzer you were saving for later, they already drank that fizzy cream soda down and are hiccuping and laughing at yet another oblivious beachgoer’s misfortune. Next time, bring extra snacks.